Jito: Tum Roj-Roj Nadi Men Chhalang Lagane Ke Liye Kahte Ho Lekin Aaj Tak Tumne Chhalang Nahin Lagai? Santa: Chalane Mat Kar Varna Karke Dikha Dunga! Abhi Main Tairna Sikh Raha Hu Jis Din A Jaega Chhalang Bhi Laga Dunga!
Premika: Ham Log Do Saal Se Ek Dusre Se Prem Karte Hain Par Kya Tumne Aaj Tak Mujhse Shadi Karne Ke Bare Men Kabhi Socha Hai? Santa: Daras Bat Yah Hai Ki Mujhe Galat Mat Samjhna Parantu Is Bare Men Pahle Mujhe Apni PtNi Se Bat Karni Padegi! Tabhi Main Tumhen Koi Jawab De Sakunga!
Santa: Raja Dasrath Ke 3 Raniyan Thi! Prito: To Kya Hua? Santa: To Main 2 Shadiyan Aur Kar Sakta Hu! Prito: Dropadi Ka Naam Suna Hai? Santa: Tu Bhi N Pagli Hai Dil Par Le Leti Hai!
Santa Aur Jeeto Men Ladai Ho Gayi Aur Santa Ghar Se Chala Gaya! Jab Raat Hui Santa Ne Ghar Par Fhon Kiya "Khane Men Kya Hai?" Jito: Jahar! Santa: Main Der Se Aaunga Tum Khakar So Jana!
Santa: Tum Itni Gulabi Kyon Lag Rahi Ho? Prito: Aapki Pyari Baton Ko Sunkar Main Bechain Ho Jati Hu Aur Vah Mere Dil Ko Chhukar Romantic Bana Jati Hain! Aur Main Aapse Lipatne Ke Liye Bechain Ho Jaati Hu! Isliye Main Aapko Gulabi Dikh Rahi Hu Moral: Ladki Ko Koi Sawal N Hi Pochho To Achcha Hai!
Jito: Tum To Kahte The Ki Tum Shadi Ke Baad Bhi Mujhse Bahut Pyar Karoge! Santa: Mujhe Kya Pata Tha Ki Tumhari Shadi Mujhse Hi Hogi!